October 2009
September 2009
mliaverage:
Today, I realized that on novermber 11th, 2011, at 11:11, it will be 11:11 on 11/11/’11. My new goal in life is to make the ultimate wish at this exact time. MLIA
suicideblonde:
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony
mliaverage:
Today, my class was finishing up at test. The guy sitting next to me passed a note that said: will give you three bucks if you stand up on your chair and pretend to be a t-rex.” I did. Not only did I get three bucks, but I also got a date to homecoming and my teacher roared back. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, My extremely weird history teacher was telling us all about how the government actually knows there are aliens and where they live. A girl in my class then jumps up, and runs out of the classroom screaming “They’ve found me!” I haven’t seen her since then. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today I met a girl at my university who was majoring in biology. Her last name is Sprout. I seriously hope she becomes a professor. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I was babysitting when the girl said she wanted to watch a movie. It was my first time with the girl, so I brought out all the movies I thought she’d like, such as Hannah Montana, High School Musical etc. When she saw them, she glared at me, disappeared for a few minutes, and came back carrying all five Harry Potters in her arms. I know who I’m going to be babysitting from now...
mliaverage:
Today I contiuned the epic battle between Google and Yahoo. I typed in “my” into Yahoo and it came up with “myspace”. I typed in “my” into Google and it came up with “my life is average”. I think I have determined the clear winner. MLIA.
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prettysongsaboutlove:
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ok, so i fucked up a little
i bought a pack of cigarettes today. smoked half of one before work, the other half on my break (already an incredible improvement, i often smoke 2 before, and one or 2 on my break)
but, i went out tonight, and only smoked like 2 and a half. WAY less than usual, especially for the people i was with/place i was at.
after i left, i sold a cig to a guy for 47 cents. and then 3 other people bought...
mliaverage:
Yesterday, I was done early with my test and was realy bored. I started to play with the water bottle on my desk and a piece of my hair that accidentally fell out. Wanting to see how strong my hair was, I wrapped it once around my bottle and pulled, making my bottle move. Apparently, the kid next to me didnt see the hair, only my bottle moving on its own. He promised me he wouldnt...
mliaverage:
Today, my parents had new front doors installed. Instead of using a key to unlock them, a top secret numeric code must be entered on a key pad. I now pretend to be James Bond every time I enter my house. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, my best friend any I were using the Maps application on our iPhones. I typed in Honolulu to see what route it would take me from the mainland. One of the steps is to drive to Seattle and kayak across the Pacific Ocean. Yes, kayak. MLIA.
